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ello. 22. lots tats. i reside in the wild wild woods of michigan with 5 cats. 1 parakeet. 1 dog. I got no idea where i'm going in life but on my third college attempt this time paralegal degree.
im happy to make friends and drink coffee and feel free to chat it up with me

switch-off-the-stars:

squidsqueen:

dw:

when did we replace the word “said” with “was like”

When it occured to us that “said” implies a direct quote, while “was like” clarifies that you mean to communicate the person’s tone and general point without quoting them word for word.

THANK YOU

countdankula:

justadirtypunk:

v-i-r-i-d-i-a-n-a:

newaindulac:

animal-e:

PLEASE HELP US!!!!!! REBLOG THIS!!!!

FINALLY SOMETHING ABOUT BRAZIL’S SITUATION ON MY DASHBOARD

WE’RE LIVING A REVOLUTION! WE’VE BEEN IN AN ALMOST CIVIL WAR STATE FOR TWO WEEKS! WHAT THE HELL, FOREIGNERS? TALK ABOUT US!

what the fuck is going on with brazil? why have I not heard of this?

Fuck you Fox News, CNN and ABC.

What a shame how xenophobic the media is in the US.

i can relate to this on a deep level.

jakeforjesus:

Those girls who wear converse to prom because “they aren’t like most girls”

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GET TO KNOW ME MEME : [1/5] Favorite Movies ➝ The Mummy

anogoodrabblerouser:

The odds of being attacked by a shark in the US are 1 in 11,500,000, but no one gets mad at people who want to avoid the ocean.

The odds of a woman being sexually assaulted in her lifetime are 1 in 6, but if she doesn’t feel safe around strange men she’s a stereotyping bitch.

Strange old world we live in.

asanaambitions:

not-quitenormal:

gerardandlindseyway:

this might be my favorite post on tumblr ever

THAT FUCKING FACE

This is my favourite thing ever

traynors:

people who are talented and also good looking and also have great personalitiesimage

zodiacchic:

Take a look at your horoscope for today, Virgo. Click here!

i need to get some achievements to be cocky about…

zodiacchic:

Take a look at your horoscope for today, Virgo. Click here!

i need to get some achievements to be cocky about…

artkat:

despairnaegami:

personasanta:

does anybody else think tired and sleepy mean two totally different things

sleepy is cute and dozing off and happy but tired is 10 cups of coffee and murder

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