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ello. 22. lots tats. i reside in the wild wild woods of michigan with 5 cats. 1 parakeet. 1 dog. I got no idea where i'm going in life but on my third college attempt this time paralegal degree.
im happy to make friends and drink coffee and feel free to chat it up with me

a-sad-guy:

swolizard:

lntelligent:

girls masturbate girls grow body hair girls have stretch marks girls get acne girls poop girls burp girls have all normal body functions that men do stop stigmatising all of it im so mad

guys get sad guys can bake guys break down guys want to be held guys cry guys scream into their pillow guys can have a hard time being manly so if you want us to see what you physically do as acceptable don’t mock us for being emotional

I love this

lokeleo:

andthenewt:

weirdnessloveandscifi:

bohemian-napsody:

very fucking punny you shits

teeth

with all the actual humour, tumblr still finds “teeth” the funniest thing.

actual humor

thefoxxnextdoor:

My thing is, have sex whenever you decide to want to have sex. You want to have sex on the first night, go ahead. You want to have sex after 20 dates, go ahead. You want to never have sex, go ahead. People think that someone’s sexual choices actually coincide with their personality. If all you can think of someone’s worth is whether they want to have sex or not, then the problem is probably you.

artbymoga:

Extremely personal piece. Doesn’t really need that much explanation.

*apologies if it turns up pixelated, just click the picture for a full res. view

my-nerdiverse:

iggy-soda:

sandslashing:

mindykalingisme:

megajakeroo:

brownmanandfree:

Some women sexualize men’s muscles the way some men sexualize women’s boobs.

SOMEONE SAID IT

Yes, but no one is telling to cover them up because it’s indecent

LOCKED CHAINED AND FUCKING OWNED

not only that but women do not shout things like “nice fuckin guns, ya fine piece of dick” and “I’d like to rub oil all over your muscled body” at men on the street soo

ya fine piece of dick

yes-i-am-lucifer:

pmon3y69:

drdawg:

my friend Pete literally makes me cry with his snap stories

this is me, i am pete, love me 

we love you pete

dannyqhantom:

the first step is acceptance